Be HONEST no matter what.
1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown (almost black actually)
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
Not me in my ID pic.
3. What's your middle name?
Anibal
4. Your current relationship status?
Married (been almost 29 years)
6. What is your current mood?
Content
7. What's the color of your underwear?
White
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Visiting with my kids and grand-kids.
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
My Wife.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Finish college.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
A Falcon.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Nope.
13. Something you do a lot?
Watch movies.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
"Flight of the Bumblebee" by Nikolai Rimsky.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
your-methamphetamine16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Cary Elwes - He played Westley in The Princess Bride.
17. When was the last time you cried?
My mother's funeral.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yep … in a Second Grade play.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
FLY … duh.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their neck and shoulder … no, I'm not a vampire.
21. What's your biggest secret?
* inaudible whisper *
22. What's your favorite color?
Blue.
23. When was the last time you lied?
At my son's birthday ... Ok, the frakkin' cake sucked. There, I feel so much better.
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Of course
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Coffee (The way they make it at work it covers both categories).
26. What's your favorite smell?
Freshly cut grass.
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Violent
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Last night.
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Does in-the-shower count?
30. What are you thinking about right now?
Considering my answer to question 29, I'll just let you figure it out for yourself.
31. What should you be doing?
I should be working.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
I don't get "Upset" … I may get a little pissed at someone cutting me off in traffic but I don't think that qualifies.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
I'm no gardener, but I don't mind getting my hands dirty.
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Something easy like "Smith" … so tired of people spelling my name wrong.
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
Apart from clothes you'll find: an Apple II plus computer, tools, old pictures, assorted collectables and a sword.
36. Do you act different around your crush?
What you see is what you get.
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
I'm an old man … how am I supposed to remember that far back … 5 or 6 maybe.
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
7 … more if I do anything that makes me all sweaty.
39. Do you brush your teeth every day?
Smaug couldn't stand to be in the room with me if I didn't.
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
Only when I opened my mouth.
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
Yes.
42. Do you lie about your age?
Is it a lie if I didn't correct them?
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
I'm only human.
44. Do you pick your nose?
Not with my finger, but sometimes you've got to twist up that tissue and do what needs to be done.
45. What's the one food you hate?
Sauerkraut.
46. What's the one junk food you can't live without?
McDonalds fries.
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
Maybe 8 or 9 … it was soooooooo long ago.
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside it the napkin?
Of course … it's important to know what's going on in there.
49. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
I has a waist band and a hole for each leg and … does anyone use that flap-thing in the front?
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
Yes (only on this one though … honest)